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			<title>Boss auf meine Frage, wie ihm meine Präsentation gefallen hat.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn ich Sie nicht unterbreche, dann höre ich Ihnen höchstwahrscheinlich auch nicht zu.“]]></description>
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</div>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:12:09 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Daran liegt\'s wohl kaum...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Ihnen der Druck zu groß wird, dann gehen Sie halt mal auf Toilette.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11GvRCN
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</div>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 09:37:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Nonverbale Kommunikation auf höchster Ebene</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Haben Sie mir gerade den Stinkefinger gezeigt?“
<p/>
Boss: „Nein, ich habe Ihnen nur signalisiert: Sie sind meine Nummer 1.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11eSOwZ
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</div>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 09:24:45 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Unser neuernannter Teamleader begründet seine Beförderung.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bin nicht wirklich besser als Sie - nur bin ich einfach nicht so extrem scheisse wie die meisten hier.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/14rwB3l
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</div>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:25:07 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Schön, dass mich mein Chef für so weise häft. </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Entschuldigung, wenn ich Sie verletzt habe, als ich Sie einen nutzlosen Blödmannsgehilfen nannte...ich dachte das wüssten Sie schon.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/13XcRo3
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</div>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:09:41 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Als ich meinen Chef bat, seine Entscheidung zu begründen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass ich mit Argumenten überzeuge, hätte er mir keine Mittelfinger geschenkt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/18R9i2Q
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</div>Tue, 07 May 2013 10:43:34 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als ich meinen Chef fragte, was seine Zielsetzung für die nächsten Monate sei.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mein persönliches Ziel für dieses Quartal: Von Ihnen in Ruhe gelassen werden.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/108mdJV
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</div>Fri, 03 May 2013 10:32:14 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Emotionale Intelligenz interpretiert von meinem Boss.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das Geheimnis meines Erfolges? Ich arbeite mit viel asozialer Kompetenz.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11YgIxD
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</div>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:58:08 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Ein gut gemeinter Ratschlag vom Personalleiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich denke beim nächsten mal klappt es bestimmt mit einem Job. Seien Sie einfach ganz wer anderes.]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Y15fl5
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</div>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 09:58:18 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ich denke, also bin ich ? vor den Kopf gestossen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie verlieren sich so oft in Gedanken...scheint wohl unbekanntes Terrain für Sie zu sein?!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Zz6vpH
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</div>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 09:03:16 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Managementweisheiten meines Bosses</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Fehler zu machen und sich zu irren ist menschlich. Doch, es anderen in die Schuhe zu schieben zeigt echte Führungsqualität.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Z5LUdn
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</div>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:17:00 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Chefin zur offensichtlich kranken Grafikerin, die nachdem sie bereits erbrochen hatte, nach Hause wollte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mit Ihrem stetigem Rumgekotze können Sie vielleicht bei Germanys Next Topmodel was reißen. Bei mir zieht das nicht. Also, Kinn abwischen und zurück an den Rechner.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/14gziIl
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</div>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:16:42 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Rap ist die Wurzel allen Übels. Oder ist es doch mein Abteilungsleiter?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Ihre Musik ist viel zu laut! Könnten Sie das bitte leiser machen?“
<p/> 
Abteilungsleiter: „TÜRLICH TÜRLICH - SICHER FICKER!“]]></description>
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</div>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 08:47:22 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Unser Personalchef erklärt mir seine Auswahlkriterien für neue Bewerber</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich beurteile die Bewerber nicht nach dem Äußeren. Oft reicht mir schon der Name.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/16LrDNK
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</div>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 10:32:31 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Ich mach es ja schon alleine...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Nur weil wir gemeinsam auf einem Tandem sitzen, heißt das nicht das ich trampeln werde.]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ZxrPM7
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</div>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:19:18 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als ich meinen Chef fragte, ob er mir meinen Faux-Pas verzeihen könne.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Keine Sorge, ich bin nicht nachtragend. Ich hoffe nur, dass Sie während Ihrer nächsten Periode in ein Haifischbecken fallen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/YVh5Hh
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</div>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:52:38 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Nach diesem Statement wars das mit Sozialen Netzwerken für unser Unternehmen. Und für mich.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn es nach mir gegangen wäre, dann hätte ich Joseph Kony als Social-Media-Manager eingestellt. Im Gegensatz zu Ihnen, weiss der, wie man >Likes< bekommt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/10J0ZW5
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</div>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:19:18 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef wird wütend, als ich ihn auf das Thema Burn-out angesprochen habe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich stecke gleich Ihr Büro in Flammen, dann haben Sie aber wirklich mal Burn-out.]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11qWnWW
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</div>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 09:50:29 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Ein verstecktes Kompliment</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich denke, Sie sind ein harmloser Trottel, aber ich will ganz offen sein, nicht jeder denkt so positiv über Sie.]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/XmFgyY
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</div>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:48:44 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>In der Ruhe liegt der Sekretärinnen Kraft...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Wie möchten Sie Ihren Kaffee?“
<p/>
Boss: „Ohne Ihr Gelaber.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Z1iM5W
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</div>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:26:28 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Nie wieder werde ich meinem Chef einen Kaffee servieren.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Hören Sie auf, mir so dermaßen tief in den Arsch zu kriechen. Ich befürchte schon, dass wenn ich gähne, die Leute Ihr Gesicht sehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/13QY9S2
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</div>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:32:46 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Unglaublich! Fünf Jahre hab ich für ihn gearbeitet!</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Ich kündige!“ 
<p/>
Boss: „Ok. Und Sie sind?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WKfJF8
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</div>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 10:17:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Unterirdisches Mitgefühl</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Morgen ist die Beerdigung meiner Großmutter. Kann ich bitte einen Tag Urlaub bekommen?“
<p/>
Chef: „Ja, aber nehmen Sie ein paar Flyer mit.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WsVK8n
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</div>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:56:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Wegen was denn sonst?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Was heißt hier Sexismus? Haben Sie wirklich geglaubt, dass ich Sie wegen Ihrer fachlichen Fähigkeiten eingestellt habe?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Yymhoc
</link>
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</div>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 10:17:06 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Danke für das Lob</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihre extreme Dummheit macht Sie äußerst liebenswürdig.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/YDcBGO
</link>
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</div>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 11:21:44 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef erläutert mir den Grund seiner Beleidigung.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Manchmal ist es besser, dass Sie sich einfach als Idiot beschimpfen lassen, bevor Sie den Mund aufmachen und mir noch Beweise liefern.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/15ru9uR
</link>
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</div>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:05:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als ich meinen Chef bat, mich die Marketingabteilung leiten zu lassen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie etwas von Führungs-Persönlichkeit haben, dann hab ich etwas von Ray Charles, denn ich sehe es einfach nicht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/VTC4zv
</link>
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</div>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:41:05 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef, als ich ihm sagte, dass ich eine Gehaltserhöhung wolle.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich habe gerade &raquo; Wen interessierts &laquo; gegooglet. Mein Name tauchte nicht in den Suchergebnissen auf!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/VTS8vF
</link>
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</div>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 09:27:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Haben wir wohl was gemeinsam</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie scheinen ja ein richtiger Unsympath zu sein. Das gefällt mir.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/12vlgjQ
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:01:05 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Wer es glaubt...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Kann es sein, dass sie mich in der Gehaltsverhandlung angelogen haben?“
<p/>
Chef: „Naja, zum Lügen gehören immer noch zwei. Einer der lügt und einer der es glaubt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11F8MGi
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 10:42:21 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Als die Büroheizung im Winter ausfiel.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Seien Sie doch froh, dass es kalt ist in Ihrem Büro. Für Sommerkleidung sind Sie noch zu fett.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Xm8FcT
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 09:02:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>War das jetzt ein Lob bezüglich meiner rhetorischen Fähigkeiten?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mit Ihnen zu diskutieren, ist wie mit einem Schwein im Matsch zu raufen. Ich werde dreckig und Sie geniessen es.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/XbWE9I
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:45:13 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Netter Ratschlag meines Chefs, als ich befördert wurde.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Seien Sie vorsichtig, auf welche Füße Sie heute treten...sie könnten mit dem Arsch verbunden sein, den Sie morgen küssen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WW9Eyw
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

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</div>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:51:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Weisheit meines Chefs zu seinem Erfolg</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mein Erfolg ist wie eine Schwangerschaft. Jeder gratuliert mir, aber niemand weiss, wie viele Male ich gefickt wurden, bevor ich dort ankam.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/13Zi3s0
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 09:36:23 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Oh Gott, mein Boss ist größenwahnsinnig!</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Der Unterschied zwischen mir und dem Papst ist, dass der Papst von Ihnen erwartet lediglich seinen Ring zu küssen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/13GyWqj
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
<p>Message:  date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead</p>
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</div>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 10:03:25 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Na danke: Auftrag weg und dann dieser Tiefschlag vom Chef.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Machen Sie sich nicht so einen Kopf wegen Ihres verlorenen Auftrags. Sowas nennt sich geringes Selbstwertgefühl. Das ist sehr verbreitet unter Losern.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SCgTQW
</link>
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<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 09:54:44 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Teamleiter zu mir</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Was hab ich der Personalabteilung getan, dass diese mir jemanden wie Sie anschleppt?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SjvxZw
</link>
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<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 10:18:24 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef zu mir...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Hätte ich das Geld für Ihr Gehalt doch bloß in ein neues Auto investiert.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Udqs4B
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 09:56:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Wenn er wüsste...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Ich kann echt nicht verstehen, warum meine Frau Sie eingestellt hat. Seitdem Sie hier arbeiten machen Sie nur Probleme.“
<p/>
Ich: „Ach wissen Sie, Ihre Frau hatte da ganz spezielle Gründe.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/11az1Bv
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 11:08:31 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ich glaube, das liegt 2 Kilometer hinter Hindu ;-))) ?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Ihre Konfession?“
<p/>
Bewerberin: „Moslem...ich liebe mein Land.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/10MYtxv
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:26:33 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Telefonat mit dem Chef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Wieso nuscheln Sie wieder so leise ins Telefon? Haben sie Angst, dass sie ihren Kollegen bei seinem Nickerchen stören? ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TdpbsU
</link>
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</div>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:52:17 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef macht nichts möglich</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nichts ist unmöglich. Dieser Spruch ist totaler Quatsch! Natürlich ist es möglich. Ich habe das Jahre lang gemacht und sehen Sie, wo ich jetzt stehe!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RW958C
</link>
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</div>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:42:11 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mahnende Worte meines scheidenden Vorgesetzten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich gratuliere Ihnen zu Ihrer Beförderung. Bevor ich meinen Platz für Sie räume, würden Sie so nett sein und das Messer aus meinem Rücken ziehen – Sie werden es brauchen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/S9Wyjd
</link>
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</div>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:12:43 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ein Warnschuss...schön durch die Blume</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Boss: „Haben Sie schon mal darüber nachgedacht, welche Jobs es für Sie ausserhalb dieser Firma gibt?“
<p/>
Ich: „Nein...“
<p/>
Boss: „Ich aber.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/T8Ig0b
</link>
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</div>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 09:21:33 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Nach dem gemeinsamen Mitagessen ermahnt mich mein Boss, gezielt mit meiner Spucke umzugehen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nicht auf den Boden spucken! Es gibt genug Kollegen, die es ins Gesicht verdient haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TLZ1fQ
</link>
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</div>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:13:36 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Warum mehr Gehalt nicht gleich mehr Zufriedenheit bedeutet.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Sie haben mir doch mehr Gehalt versprochen, wenn Sie mit mir zufrieden sind...“
<p/>
Chef: „Ja schon, aber wie soll ich mit jemandem zufrieden sein, der mehr Geld haben will?!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/QhQzKR
</link>
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</div>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:50:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zum Produktmanager der IT-Abteilung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie statt diesem Scheißdreck mal so etwas wie Facebook erfunden hätten, könnte ich Ihnen auch ein dickeres Gehalt zahlen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RZzXnZ
</link>
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</div>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:43:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Immer auf mich...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich denke, ich werde Sie für meinen Fehler verantwortlich machen müssen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zyDXlJ
</link>
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</div>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 09:16:33 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Boss bietet mir seine Freundschaft an</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Betrachten Sie mich bitte nicht als Ihren Boss. Sehen Sie mich als Ihren Freund, der immer Recht hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TG48jR
</link>
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</div>Tue, 13 Nov 2012 10:10:18 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein voraussehender Chef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich weiß, dass ihr Gehalt nicht reicht um zu heiraten. Aber eines Tages werden sie mir dankbar sein.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TDTaeS
</link>
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</div>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 10:03:34 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Gemeinsames Frühstück im Hotel</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Am Ende einer kräftezerrenden 3-tägigen Roadshow sitze ich morgens nach einer sehr kurzen Nacht mit zerknirschtem Gesicht und zerzausten Haaren im Hotel am Frühstückstisch. Mein Chef setzt sich zu mir mit den Worten: „Oh man, ich fühle mich so, wie Sie aussehen!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/S3uAlI
</link>
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</div>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 09:48:28 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Sei immer Du selbst...nur nicht beim Chef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Der Typ, der Ihnen geraten hat, immer Sie selbst zu sein – er hätte Ihnen keinen beschisseneren Rat geben können.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RZ3Y5o
</link>
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</div>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 10:13:13 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als Sekretärin servierte ich meinem Boss einen gesunden Salat </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Boss: „Was in aller Welt ist das?!“
<p/>
Ich: „Ein Salat für Sie.“
<p/>
Boss: „Denken Sie wirklich, ich hab mich an die Spitze der Nahrungskette gekämpft, damit ich jetzt Vegetarier bin?! Bringen Sie mir gefälligst was Ordentliches zu essen, bevor ich Sie frühstücke.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TtVrag
</link>
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</div>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 09:43:48 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Personalgespräch bezüglich Beförderung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie Ihren Job besonders gut machen, weiterhin hart und lange arbeiten, dann sehe ich gute Chancen, dass Sie eine höhere Position bekommen – in einem anderen Unternehmen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SJTdan
</link>
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</div>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 09:48:28 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Taking Care of Business</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Boss: „Was machen Sie so spät noch am Rechner?“
<p/>
Ich: „Nichts.“
<p/>
Boss: „Das haben Sie doch schon gestern gemacht.“
<p/>
Ich: „Ja, aber ich bin nicht fertig geworden!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PxdEaF
</link>
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</div>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:20:47 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Der Chef war mit meiner Arbeit wohl nicht so zufrieden</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie eignen sich für diesen Job, wie ein Kaktus zum Arsch abwischen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RyOnJv
</link>
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</div>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:28:39 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Während eines Meetings</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Es ist wirklich selten, dass ein Mitarbeiter während einem Meeting auch mal seine eigene Meinung äußert und seinem Chef widerspricht.
Allerdings akzeptiere ich keine zweite Meinung. Ich werde es aber positiv in Ihrem Arbeitszeugnis erwähnen.“
]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/T4Ml5G
</link>
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</div>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 10:03:43 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Hoffentlich nur ein Spaß meines Boss auf der Betriebsfeier</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich würde Ihnen ja gerne sagen wann ich das letzte Mal Sex hatte, aber die Rechnung habe ich bereits an die Buchhaltung weitergegeben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SYUl8m
</link>
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</div>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 10:01:03 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Beim Mittagessen. Chef lässt gestrigen Tag Revue passieren.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Unser Praktikant wollte gestern vor mir Feierabend machen. Wir haben beide gelacht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/VXdVaS
</link>
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</div>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:11:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Als ich bei meinem Chef an die Tür klopfte...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bin beschäftigt. Kann ich Sie ein anderes Mal ignorieren?!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/QJvfdQ
</link>
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</div>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:44:11 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Wann ist es Selbstbewusstsein? Wann Grössenwahn?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Das Wetter ist heute wunderbar.“
<p/>
Chef: „Danke. Gern geschehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PssEIi
</link>
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</div>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:26:49 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Chef gratuliert mir per Telefon zur Mutterschaft</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich gratuliere Ihnen herzlichst zu Ihrem Nachwuchs. Dann nenne ich Sie ab jetzt nur noch Miss Geburt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RV1RQw
</link>
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</div>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 09:44:42 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Neuer Teamleiter stellt sich vor</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Teamleiter: „Guten Morgen zusammen. Mein Name ist Juri Bryzcek-Wyczikowski.“
<p/>
Ich: „Wie schreibt man das?“
<p/>
Teamleiter: „Mit Bindestrich.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WFsxuC
</link>
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</div>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:27:47 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Montags-Kickoff</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sind ja heute alle pünktlich zum Meeting erschienen - ist Facebook offline?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TrDRda
</link>
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</div>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 10:02:20 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ich denke mein Chef hat da etwas falsch verstanden</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Haben Sie eigentlich eine Berufsunfähigkeitsversicherung? Denn wenn man sieht, wie Sie sich hier Tag für Tag präsentieren, müsste jede Versicherung Ihre Unfähigkeit anerkennen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TiaTfO
</link>
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</div>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 10:04:44 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef betritt morgens den Flur...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef öffnet die Tür zum Flur, holt tief Luft und kommentiert das Parfüm der Kollegin mit:
<p/> 
„BOAH! Wer scheißt denn hier Vanillepriemeln???“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WDksVQ
</link>
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</div>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:29:52 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Chef zum geplanten Stellenabbau</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wo gehobelt wird, da fallen Späne. Und wir arbeiten hier nunmal mit einem ziemlich großen Hobel.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RAYVrS
</link>
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</div>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 09:55:12 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Morgentlicher Small-Talk</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Hatten Sie gestern einen Termin außer Haus? Es hat alles so reibungslos funktioniert hier.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SYQMg9
</link>
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</div>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 10:26:02 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Auf der Weihnachtsfeier</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wissen Sie, ich bin der festen Überzeugung, dass jeder Mitarbeiter seinen Anteil am Erfolg des Unternehmens hat. Nur bei Ihnen hab ich ein ungutes Gefühl.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/WnwaDO
</link>
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</div>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 10:34:39 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein scheidender Teamleiter als ich seinen Posten übernahm.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Die Meetings, die ich hier erlebt habe, müssen Sie Weichei erst mal überleben!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RfOOIX
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

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</div>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:59:25 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Das war mein Lohn für die übermenschliche Anstrengung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie haben in den letzten Wochen dermaßen hart gearbeitet, dass ich Sie nicht stören wollte. Ich befürchte nur, Sie haben nicht mal mitbekommen, dass ich Sie gekündigt habe.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/QTwR61
</link>
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</div>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 10:20:20 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Ex-Chef war halt ein richtiges Charakterschwxxx</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nur, dass wir uns richtig verstehen: die Kündigung hat nichts mit Ihrer Arbeitsleistung zu tun. Es ist rein persönlich.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SOH0Du
</link>
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</div>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:49:07 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef ganz plötzlich während des Personalgesprächs</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Füße hoch, Ihr Niveau kommt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/R2EJPq
</link>
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</div>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 11:17:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Montags ist er nie nett. Das hätte ich als Chefsekretärin wissen müssen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Wie war Ihr Wochenende?“
<p/> 
Boss: „Hell, dunkel, hell, dunkel, Montag! Sonst noch Fragen?!!!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PNJ87Z
</link>
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</div>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:41:23 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Blaaa... blaa...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie nur halb so gut arbeiten würden, wie Sie dummes Zeug reden, dann würde es dieser Firma um einiges besser gehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SNk561
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:03:12 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Sonst noch was?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich werde gleich einen Kunden durch unsere Firma führen und ihm die einzelnen Abteilungen samt Mitarbeiter vorstellen. Seien Sie doch so gut und machen Sie solange Pause, Sie passen mit Ihrem Gesicht nicht so recht ins Bild.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SIqrmX
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 10:26:19 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>und ich dachte schon...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Jeder kann etwas. Aber an Ihnen sieht man mal wieder: Ausnahmen bestätigen die Regel.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SWaajq
</link>
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<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 10:11:20 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Wie soll man das sonst verstehen?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Bitte verstehen Sie das jetzt nicht falsch, aber... Sie sind entlassen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PFr2pV
</link>
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<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 09:52:41 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Dabei wollte ich nur nach Visitenkarten für mich im Vertrieb fragen.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„So nutzlos und falsch wie Ihre Position ... ist noch nicht mal Guttenbergs Doktortitel.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TKt0eP
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 08:37:17 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein Vertiebsleiter beim Personalgespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mit Ihnen zusammenzuarbeiten ist wie Schaukeln. Es geht auf und ab. Ich bin zwar beschäftigt aber komme kein bisschen weiter.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/QHcINx
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 09:59:29 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Unheimliche Begegnung mit meinem Chef in der Büroküche </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Darf ich fragen, wofür die Tabletten sind, die Sie da immer nehmen?“
<p/>
Chef: „Die sind gegen die Stimmen, die ich höre.“
<p/>
Ich: „Ähh..?“
<p/>
Chef: „Die flüstern mir grausame Dinge zu...und...sie mögen Sie nicht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RXbm6r
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 09:46:03 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Lob meines Creative Director bezüglich meiner Textsicherheit.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihre Fortschritte sind bemerkenswert – vor allem was Ihre kommunikativen Fähigkeiten angeht. Seitdem Sie das Wort &raquo;Dings&laquo; für sich entdeckt haben, können Sie sich hervorragend ausdrücken und wirklich ALLES präzise beschreiben!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/UOskCY
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
<p>Message:  date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead</p>
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</div>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 10:13:34 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef auf meine Bitte um eine Gehaltserhöhung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Gehaltserhöhung?! Ihre Leistungen sind unterirdisch! Das einzig Bemerkenswerte, was Sie täglich auf der Arbeit leisten, ist einen Liter Kaffee in einen Liter Pisse zu verwandeln.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ToHBfF
</link>
			<pubDate><div style="border:1px solid #990000;padding-left:20px;margin:0 0 10px 0;">

<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:31:51 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>z.B. Während des Meetings</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich sehe schon, Sie haben absolut keine Ahnung. Aber davon ziemlich viel.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/SdsHrd
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
<p>Message:  date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'Europe/Berlin' for 'CEST/2.0/DST' instead</p>
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</div>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 09:54:30 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Kommentar meines Abteilungsleiters während der Büroumstrukturierung.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Oh, entschuldigen Sie, dass ich meinen Schreibtisch in einen Winkel gestellt habe, der es Ihnen unmöglich macht, weiterhin ungestört Pornos zu schauen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/VbgaTO
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 09:58:18 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef der Schmeichler </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Wo ist denn Ihre neue Kollegin?“
<p/>
Ich: „Welche? Wir haben doch zwei neue bekommen.“
<p/>
Chef: „Etwa so alt wie Sie, auch blonde Haare - nur hübscher...“


]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Nz9rT9
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:06:04 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Im Workshop</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Mitarbeiterin: „Wenn ich dies alles schaffen soll, brauche ich Google im Gehirn und einen Anti-Virus für mein Herz.“
<p/>
Chef: „Und was ist mit Photoshop fürs Gesicht?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PyNkss
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:56:41 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef über meine herausstechendste Eigenschaft</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sind der positivste Mensch, der mir je begegnet ist. Ich kenne wahrlich niemanden, der die ganze negative Scheisse so anzieht wie Sie.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RQmEDe
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:16:07 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Und jetzt raten Sie mal, wer den Bonus bekommen hat?! Arrghh</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich habe Ihre Idee nicht geklaut! Es war einzig allein MEINE Idee, dem Vorstand Ihre Idee, als die meine zu verkaufen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/QOElZE
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

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</div>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 10:04:59 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Der scheidende Geschäftsführer zu mir</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich gebe Ihnen jetzt einen unbezahlbaren Tipp, wie Sie Ihre Mitarbeiter erfolgreich führen: Egal, wie dumm die sind, egal, wie sehr die Sie stressen, egal, was die von Ihnen verlangen – bleiben Sie gelassen. Lächeln Sie einfach...denn Sie können die nicht alle töten.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RRpts3
</link>
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</div>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:36:23 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Als ich mich beim neuen Geschäftsführer vorstellen wollte...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ja, ich glaube, wir sind uns bereits bekannt. Wissen Sie, seitdem ich in diesem Unternehmen die Geschäftsführung übernommen habe, befinde ich mich in einer Endlos-Deja-vu-Schleife: Jeder, der mir begegnet, erinnert mich an jemanden, der mir bereits am Arsch vorbei geht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RGuO0O
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

<p>Severity: Warning</p>
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</div>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:12:39 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Fürsorglichkeit, für die man auf die Ohren bekommt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Oh Gott, warum sind denn Ihre Augen so angeschwollen?“
<p/>
Boss: „Ruhe! Ich hab Tinnitus.“ 
<p/>
Ich: „In den Augen???“
<p/>
Boss: „Ja...ich seh nur Pfeiffen. Und jetzt verschwinden Sie, ich muss mich schonen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RChevj
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</div>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 09:54:43 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Mein Chef verabschiedet sich ins Wochenende...Sein Wochenende!!!</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich weiss, dass es Freitag 20:00 Uhr ist. Sie müssen halt lernen Prioritäten zu setzen, wenn Sie eine gescheite Work-Life-Balance haben wollen. Also lassen Sie alles stehen und liegen, an dem Sie gerade arbeiten und erledigen Sie zuerst die Sachen, welche ich heute vergessen habe.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RHTdaK
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</div>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 10:38:17 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Und ich dachte schon...</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich muss Sie wirklich ganz besonders loben... für den Kaffee, den Sie mir gestern serviert haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NdZ2vO
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</div>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 09:49:56 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Verbaler Seitenhieb im Kletterpark</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Klettern Sie endlich rauf. Dann wissen Sie auch mal wie es sich anfühlt oben zu stehen und auf die anderen herab zu schauen. Auf die Gelegenheit warten Sie doch schon seit Jahren.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Q595oR
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</div>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:54:14 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Man(n) muss Prioritäten setzen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Heutzutage ist es bedeutend einfacher eine neue Frau zu finden, statt einen neuen Job.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/N9USVV
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</div>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:54:54 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Mein Chef macht sich Gedanken über meine Karriereplanung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Wollen sie mal ein richtiger Entwickler werden oder ewig ein blöder Lochkartenstanzer aus dem Osten bleiben?]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NL8KBj
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</div>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 09:52:15 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Mein Chef, als ich nach 6 Stunden endlich die die Weihnachtsfeier verlassen wollte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[So lange in der Kirche noch die Orgel spielt, ist der Gottesdienst nicht aus.]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/N2UMPF
</link>
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</div>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 10:28:45 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Irgendwie typisch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Wo waren Sie denn bloß die ganze Zeit?“
<p/>
Ich: „Ich saß doch die ganze Zeit an meinem Schreibtisch und habe gearbeitet.“
<p/>
Chef: „Oh. Das konnte natürlich niemand ahnen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/OtnIhF
</link>
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</div>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 10:01:56 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Gute Mitarbeiter-Chef-Beziehung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mir fällt es unheimlich schwer Sie zu entlassen - deshalb werde ich jemand anderes damit beauftragen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RlNYZY
</link>
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</div>Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:20:42 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Lob muss man sich erarbeiten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das Sie hier täglich Überstunden machen dürfen, sollte wohl Lob genug sein.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/OrSR6Z
</link>
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</div>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 10:12:30 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Vorgesetzter zu mir, als ihm der neue Firmenwagen nicht gestattet wurde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wissen Sie was in diesem Unternehmen fehlt? Ein dicker Arsch, der das ganze Controlling zuscheißt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/OnAPTw
</link>
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</div>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:19:17 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Beim Bewerbungsgespräch zur Chefsekretärin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Haben Sie irgendwelche schlechte Angewohnheiten: Unpünktlichkeit, Unstrukturiertheit, Monogamie?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/MQ8jKl
</link>
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</div>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:55:25 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Was der Homo Sapiens nicht alles tut für seine Karriere</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Personalchef: „Das einzige, womit Sie Ihre Karriere noch retten können, ist eine öffentliche Bekanntgabe Ihrer Homosexualität.“
<p/>
Ich: „Aber, ich bin doch gar nicht schwul.“
<p/>
Personalchef: „Nein, aber bestimmt bald arbeitslos.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Q1TxkX
</link>
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</div>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 09:47:54 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Neue Meetingstrategie unseres Vertriebsleiters</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Unsere Meetings wäre viel schneller durch, wenn Sie alle einfach mal die Klappe halten und ich rede.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/O4MoPb
</link>
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</div>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:09:28 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Geh mit Gott, aber geh...ich ging</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Die Wege des Herren sind sehr wohl ergründlich. Sehen Sie mich an. Er gab mir zwei gesunde Hände, damit ich dieses Unternehmen aufbaue. Und er gab mir diese beiden Mittelfinger, damit ich Menschen wie Sie daran hindere es runterzuwirtschaften.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/PBnkzg
</link>
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</div>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 10:07:55 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Dabei sagte mein Chef mir, dass seine Tür bei Fragen immer offen stünde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Bei mir kommen hier täglich mehr Arschlöcher rein, als bei einem Proktologen. Was wollen Sie?!?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Py4KYK
</link>
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</div>Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:57:16 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Beim Abschluss-Gespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Nun... wir wollten uns mal ein Beispiel an Ihnen nehmen und auch ein wenig auf Facebook aktiv werden – so wie Sie mit Ihren Lästerein über uns. Ich habe daher mal ihre Kündigung gepostet und siehe da: 5 Personen scheint das bereits zu gefallen...“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Q6o3Vf
</link>
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</div>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:40:49 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Stimmt. Danach hat mich mein Chef entlassen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Kommen Sie doch bitte mal in mein Büro. Ist auch das letzte Mal.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/N29984
</link>
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</div>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:11:43 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef spricht Klartext: Optimierung unserer E-Mailkommunikation</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Da ich nicht von Ihnen verlangen kann, zwischen den Zeilen zu lesen, will ich Sie hiermit wissen lassen, dass alle an Sie gerichteten E-Mails stets sarkastisch und despektierlich gemeint sind. Das sollte unsere Kommunikation wesentlich vereinfachen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NDDKU6
</link>
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</div>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:34:56 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Bewerbungsgespräch. Nein, ich hab den Job nicht angenommen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie erinnern mich an eine post-moderne Version von Karl Dall.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RKjJzB
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</div>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:27:36 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Weise Worte des Senior-Chefs während meines Praktikums </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie einmal in meinem Alter sind, können Sie auch mit einer Frau reden, ohne direkt ans Poppen zu denken.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/TmBxR4
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</div>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 09:29:30 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Arbeit ist kein Spass. </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Was machen Sie hier seit geschlagenen 5 Minuten?“
<p/>
Sekretärin: „Faxen!“
<p/>
Chef: „Sind Sie jetzt Clown? Sehen Sie zu, dass Sie an die Arbeit kommen und was Produktives machen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/N8i1sB
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</div>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:22:59 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Notfall: während des Meetings klingelte mein Handy</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Mit wem haben Sie gerade telefoniert?!“ 
<p/>
Ich: „Mit meiner Frau. Sie liegt mit hohem Fieber im Bett und niemand kann auf die Kinder aufpassen.“
<p/>
Chef: „Jetzt passen Sie mal gut auf. Wenn Sie noch einmal hier ein privates Telefongespräch führen, dann verlege ich Ihre Homezone zum Arbeitsamt!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RoytDY
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</div>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:35:22 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Motivierende Worte meines Chefs nachdem er mir die Kündigung aussprach</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihre Chancen, direkt wieder einen neuen Job zu finden, stehen sehr gut - vorausgesetzt es gibt einen Meteoriteneinschlag, der zwei Drittel der Erdbevölkerung auslöscht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RhnwnV
</link>
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</div>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:30:34 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef zu meiner Frau auf der Weihnachtsfeier, nach einigen Bier</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihr Mann gibt sich Zuhause wohl genauso viel Mühe wie hier auf der Arbeit. Sie wirken ja völlig unterfickt.“ ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RLIfO5
</link>
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</div>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 10:11:43 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Der Managerin ging es nach diesen klaren Worten hundselend</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sind die missgönnerischste Frau, die mir je untergekommen ist. Ich wette, als Sie sich hier hochgeschlafen haben, haben Sie auf die Hündchenstellung bestanden - und das  nur damit Sie die Freude in den Gesichtern Ihrer Partner nicht sehen mussten.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/RgA7ZO
</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 11:24:33 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Reaktion meines Chefs auf sachliche Kritik</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nur weil Sie heute mal ein Jackett tragen, welches ähnlich teuer wie das meine ist, brauchen Sie nicht zu glauben, dass Sie auch ähnlich viel zu sagen haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Qxm5kI
</link>
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</div>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 10:21:43 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Vor versammelter Belegschaft. Chef rechnet mit seinem Vertriebsleiter ab</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich entlassen Sie nicht nur – ich schicke Sie in die Hölle! Und glauben Sie mir, wenn ich fertig bin mit Ihnen, werden Sie sich sogar noch auf die Reise freuen!!!“ ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/OHT4ot
</link>
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</div>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:53:51 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef über mein Faible für Management-Lektüre</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Gehen Sie weiter in Ihrem Malbuch lesen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/L3yxcM
</link>
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</div>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 10:19:22 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Auf die Frage, ob er mit dem Projekt zufrieden ist</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sind ja noch schlimmer als meine kleine Tochter. Die ist auch nur am plärren und will, dass man ihr für jeden Mist auf die Schulter klopft. Ätzend!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/MoTgqn
</link>
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</div>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 10:07:28 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zu seinem Angestellten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wir sind doch kein Amt. Nur da zu sitzen und es warm zu haben, ist hier zu wenig.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/OkIVg0
</link>
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</div>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:40:28 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Die Antwort des Chefs auf eine seiner Meinung nach unsinnige Rückfrage</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wie sagte Einstein doch gleich: Zwei Dinge sind unendlich, das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit. Recht hat er, wenn ich mir sie so anschaue.“ ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Mv5fiE
</link>
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</div>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:33:35 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Performance 1to1 mit meinem Boss vorm Wochenende</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„...och nö, und nun darf ich mir echt noch Freitag nachmittag so einen Unfug anhören?!? Verkacken Sie mir das doch nicht so, Freitag ist mein zweitliebstes Wort mit &raquo;F&laquo;!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NfYYqo
</link>
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</div>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:47:50 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Antwort meines Chefs auf eine private Einladung.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Boss: „Ich fühle mich geehrt über Ihre Einladung. Wann ist die Taufe Ihrer Tochter?“
<p/>
Ich: „Sonntag, in vier Wochen.“
<p/>
Boss: „Wirklich schade, da bin ich krank.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NbZJRb
</link>
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</div>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:27:22 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Hinterum zum Erfolg. Tipps meines Chefs.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Boss: „Wenn Sie es in diesem Unternehmen noch zu etwas bringen wollen, dann müssen Sie sich besser fokussieren.“
<p/>
Ich: „Worauf fokussieren?“
<p/>
Boss: „Darauf, mir in den Hintern zu kriechen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/KSPuSl
</link>
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</div>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:32:13 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ich möchte meinen Standpunkt mit Argumenten untermauern. Mein Chef seinen mit Lautstärke.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Seien Sie gefälligst still, wenn ich Sie unterbreche!!!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/LBpWbH
</link>
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</div>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:23:50 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Freitag. Deadline. Finale Präsentation des neuen Vertriebskonzepts beim Chef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mhh, ja...ein wirklich gutes Konzept. Man sieht, dass da viel Arbeit drinsteckt. Ich denke, bevor wir uns final festlegen, sollte ich drüber schlafen und Sie noch ne Nacht drüber arbeiten. Guten Abend.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/MImefI
</link>
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</div>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 10:23:25 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Der Auftrag, den ich eingefahren habe, hatte ein Volumen von 4,2 Mio. Euro</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Hervorragende Arbeit. Sie haben unserem Unternehmen mit Ihrem Einsatz einen unbezahlbaren Dienst erwiesen. Ich werde Ihnen eine Gehaltserhöhung geben. Damit sind Sie nur noch 120.000 Arbeitsstunden von Ihrer ersten Million entfernt...Weiter so.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/LwNtxQ
</link>
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</div>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 10:22:46 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Ex-Boss wollte meine ehrliche Meinung zu seinem Führungsstil</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich würde Ihnen am liebsten sagen, dass Sie sich am Arsch lecken können,...aber so wie ich Sie kenne, würden Sie es eh an mich weiterdelegieren.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/LjqTW9
</link>
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</div>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 09:50:47 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Gewichtige Anweisung des Geschäftsführers am 1. Arbeitstag</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich beglückwünsche Sie zum Traineeship. Auf Sie warten schon jede Menge spannender Aufgaben. Und jetzt holen Sie mir einen Kaffee.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/KuBIDw
</link>
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</div>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 10:04:22 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Hab ich wohl den falschen Ton im Gespräch mit meinem Chef gewählt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Sie müssen die ganze Sache mal locker sehen.“
<p/>
Chef: „Wenn sie noch einmal so mit mir reden, können sie diesen Tipp den Leuten vom Arbeitsamt geben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Mmv5HV
</link>
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</div>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 11:11:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zu meinem Kollegen, während dieser Zeitung liest</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wer ein Superman-Heftchen liest, wird noch lang kein Superheld. Also packen sie endlich ihr Manager-Magazin zusammen und fangen an zu arbeiten.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JKRR7Z
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</div>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 10:34:44 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Juniorchef gibt Hilfe zur Selbsthilfe. Verdammt, ich bin 61 Jahre alt.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Könnten Sie mir bitte das Paket wiegen? Mein Rücken ist mit 61 Jahren nicht mehr der stärkste...“
<p/>
Juniorchef: „Wenn Sie die Pakete nicht schaffen, sollten Sie sich im Fitnessstudio anmelden.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/LkXmJX
</link>
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</div>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 11:47:45 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Alle Meinungen sind gleich. Einige sind gleicher.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Natürlich schätze ich Ihre Meinung. Nur eben wesentlich weniger als die meine...Also, noch mal für Sie zum besseren Verständnis: MEIN Meetingraum - MEINE Meinung!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/L6ImAU
</link>
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</div>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:39:43 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ein Mitarbeiter auf meine Kundgebung als Abteilungsleiter abgesetzt und gefeuert worden zu sein.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Meine tiefe Traurigkeit über Ihre Entlassung wir nur durch meine Freude getrübt, endlich Ihren Firmenwagen und das MacBook zu bekommen.“
]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/L24Pxy
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</div>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:41:22 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Beförderungsgespräch. Oder: Talentfrei ist manchmal besser.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sind wirklich hochtalentiert. Ich kenne niemanden, der mittelmäßige Arbeit besser macht als Sie. Es wäre unverantwortlich, Sie aus Ihrer Position herauszunehmen und zu befördern.“ ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/LJA29x
</link>
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</div>Thu, 31 May 2012 11:59:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Glück im Unglück...vorerst</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Warum ist Ihr Kollege nicht an seinem Arbeitsplatz?“
<p/>
Ich: „Er hatte doch einen schweren Autounfall und liegt im Krankenhaus.“
<p/>
Chef: „Hat der ein Glück. Heisst wohl, ich kann ihm jetzt noch nicht kündigen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/NbTUFo
</link>
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</div>Wed, 30 May 2012 10:42:10 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Für unseren Chef endet die Arbeitswoche nicht am Freitag.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Ist Ihr Kollege ohne seinen Laptop ins Wochenende?“
<p/>
Ich: „Ja...natürlich.“
<p/>
Chef: „Mist! Dann wird er Samstag und Sonntag ja gar nicht arbeiten.“ ]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JL44Lf
</link>
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</div>Tue, 29 May 2012 11:31:23 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Meine Chefin, nachdem ich nach langer Grippe wieder auf die Arbeit kam</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn sie tot sind, wüssten wir wenigstens wo sie sind.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/KlIuhi
</link>
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</div>Fri, 25 May 2012 11:22:09 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein neuer Vorgesetzter hat gestern wohl zuviel Fern geschaut</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mein Name ist Klaus Peter Schmidt. Leiter der Entwicklung im 2. Stock, Manager für B2B-Projekte und langjähriger Berater des CEO. Vater eines pubertierenden Sohnes, Ehemann einer übergewichtigen Frau und ich werde ihnen das Leben zur Hölle machen. In diesem Leben oder im nächsten“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Jpzf1R
</link>
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</div>Thu, 24 May 2012 11:06:04 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef zu mir - eine Woche nachdem ich ein neues Macbook bekommen habe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie haben jetzt einen riesen Ofen und backen trotzdem nur ganz kleine Brötchen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/KA66O9
</link>
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</div>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:14:24 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Nette Worte zum Einstand</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie erinnern mich ein wenig an die Piraten-Partei. Jeder mag sie, obwohl sie nichts können.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JkDqfd
</link>
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</div>Tue, 22 May 2012 12:02:03 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Hinweis meines Chefs, nachdem ich in den Personalrat gewählt wurde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie können sich hoffentlich noch an Caesar erinnern. Den haben am Anfang auch alle gefeiert - am Ende wurde er von seinen Kollegen mit 23 Messerstichen niedergestreckt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Kcek0S
</link>
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</div>Mon, 21 May 2012 11:29:26 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>So dankt mir mein Chef meinen aussergewöhnlichen Einsatz.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Danke für die durchgearbeiteten Wochenenden und vielen Überstunden. Nur bitte loggen Sie sich zeitweise aus dem Firmen-Intranet aus, damit die restlichen Angestellten denken, Sie hätten noch soziale Kontakte und ein Privatleben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/KsWLHH
</link>
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</div>Fri, 18 May 2012 11:38:27 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ein Coach soll unserem Chef beibringen das Beste aus den weiblichen Angestellten rauszuholen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Erfolgs-Coach: „Erfolgreiche Mitarbeiterführung beruht auf Emotionaler Intelligenz und Empathie. Versuchen Sie sich in Ihre Mitarbeiterinnen hineinzuversetzen. Was würden Sie tun, wenn Sie für einen ganzen Tag eine Frau sein könnten?“
<p/>
Chef: „Bügeln.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/J7Fd7j
</link>
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</div>Wed, 16 May 2012 10:10:55 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ratschlag des Personalchefs, der über die Arbeitsleistungen eines Mitarbeiters erzürnt war</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Personalchef: „Aufregen bringt nichts. Wenn Sie Ihren Mitarbeiter loswerden wollen, dann machen Sie es, wie es Pakistan mit Bin Laden gemacht hat: einfach seine Existenz ignorieren.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JEnuCm
</link>
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</div>Tue, 15 May 2012 10:31:04 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Reaktion meines Teamleiters auf meine 2. Abmahnung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Hey, ziehen Sie doch nicht so ein Gesicht. Wem die Scheisse bis zum Hals steht, der sollte den Kopf nicht hängen lassen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/MbzUVn
</link>
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</div>Mon, 14 May 2012 10:12:10 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein vorletztes Personalgespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie müssen verstehen, dass das eine schwere Entscheidung ist. Unser Unternehmen ist wie ein Heissluftballon. Wenn wir aufsteigen wollen, müssen wir Ballast abwerfen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JHhxmR
</link>
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</div>Fri, 11 May 2012 10:31:43 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Chef zu mir, als ich nach 11 Stunden das Büro verlassen habe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich hab gar nicht mitbekommen, dass wir auf Teilzeit umgestellt haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/K1jzk5
</link>
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</div>Thu, 10 May 2012 10:35:23 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zu meinem übermäßigen Müsliverzehr</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Jedes mal wenn ich hier vorbei komme, haben Sie irgendwas zu essen vor sich stehen.
Bewerben Sie sich doch mal bei diesem Rach. Sie passen da perfekt ins Anforderungsprofil - viel mit Essen zutun und keine Perspektive.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IKgkih
</link>
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</div>Wed, 09 May 2012 10:27:52 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als ich um eine Gehaltserhöhung bat, sprach mein Chef leider die traurige Wahrheit aus</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Was glauben Sie eigentlich wer Sie sind? Denken Sie, es gibt auch nur irgendwo auf der Welt eine Firma, die noch blöder ist als wir und Ihnen einen Job anbietet? Ich meine, selbst Ihr eigener Vater hat Sie entlassen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JbIQWY
</link>
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<h4>A PHP Error was encountered</h4>

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</div>Tue, 08 May 2012 10:37:50 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Chef zu mir, als ich mal wieder schlechte Nachrichten über den Projektablauf hatte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Kennen Sie eigentlich den Spruch Ende gut, alles gut?“
<p/>
Mitarbeiter: „Ja!“
<p/>
Chef: „Dann sollten Sie ihn schnellstens vergessen. Denn egal wie dieses Projekt ausgehen wird, ich werde Ihnen das Leben zur Hölle machen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ISWjE8
</link>
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</div>Mon, 07 May 2012 09:54:41 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Hat sich das mit dem Telefondienst auch erledigt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn das nächste mal die Nummer eines Kunden aufblinkt, tun Sie mir bitte den Gefallen und gehen nicht ans Telefon. Da hat ja jeder 8-jährige eine bessere sprachliche Ausdrucksfähigkeit als Sie.“

]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/J2kY6L
</link>
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</div>Fri, 04 May 2012 09:58:37 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Antwort des Personalleiters auf meinen Gehaltserhöhungs-Wunsch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Unsere Vertriebsassistenten freuen sich, Ihnen beizubringen, wie Sie mit einem solch beschissenen Gehalt leben können.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IFZJN3
</link>
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</div>Thu, 03 May 2012 10:39:42 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Lehrer zum Schüler</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn die Faulheit Gestalt annehmen würde, müsste sie Ihr Gesicht haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Jo7Rvf
</link>
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</div>Wed, 02 May 2012 09:50:59 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Abteilungsleiter auf meine Forderung ein klärendes Personalgespräch mit mir zu führen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Tut mir leid, ich werde mich auf kein geistiges Duell mit Ihnen einlassen? Sie sind ja völlig unbewaffnet!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JHC8qU
</link>
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</div>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:56:51 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Der Chef ist sauer, dass er den Mist ausbaden muss</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Muss ich hier denn immer den Jesus spielen und aus eurer Scheiße Wein machen?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IufMbn
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</div>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:06:34 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Während des Meetings - nach berechtigter Kritik durch die Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chefin: „Ich will ab sofort von allen Respekt! Der steht mir zu - sonst hagelt es Abmahnungen!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JrTGXS
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</div>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:43:06 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>An &quot;lovely day&quot; in the Hotel-kitchen...Oder: Ein Küchenchef tilt!</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn du so einen Scheiss nochmal machst, dann räucher ich deine Familie aus!“<p/>

...sprachs und warf mit einer Porzellanschale nach seinem Azubi...]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/I0S3jW
</link>
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</div>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:30:07 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Chef bittet höflich um ein klärendes Gespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wir müssen uns über den Einfluss unterhalten, den Sie auf die Herrentoilette ausüben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/J6z8SN
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</div>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:12:50 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Geschäftsführer vs. Praktikant</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Jetzt gehen Sie mal los, setzen sich an Ihren Rechner, rufen die Wikipedia-Seite auf und suchen nach Inkompetenz - und dann berichten Sie mir in 10 Minuten, was Sie darüber gelesen haben und was das mit Ihnen zu tun hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JqGqGC
</link>
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</div>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:11:42 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Nach einer Messe erkundigt sich unser Chef, ob alle Kontakte eingetippt sind. Waren sie nicht.</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn ihr nicht tippen könnt, müsst ihr bei Aldi an die Kasse sitzen. Die haben einen Scanner!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IDaUS9
</link>
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</div>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:29:12 +0200</pubDate>
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			<title>Chefanweisung bevor er zur Roadshow aufbrach</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Stellen Sie bitte sicher, dass Sie für ein Telefonat erreichbar sind, wenn mir bei der Autofahrt langweilig wird.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/JLWNZk
</link>
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</div>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:29:17 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef versucht sich als Styleberater bei seiner Sekretärin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Warum machen Sie nicht mal was anderes mit Ihren Haaren?!...So etwas wie waschen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IkZ8MR
</link>
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</div>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:33:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Glückwünsche meines Chefs zu meiner Kündigung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Manche Menschen bringen Glück, wo immer sie auch hinkommen - Sie bringen Glück, wenn Sie gehen.“
]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/J3cFLQ
</link>
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</div>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:49:58 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef auf meine Bitte mir verständlich die Zusammenhänge der Marktstudie zu erklären</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich würde Ihnen die Marktstudie ja gerne erklären, aber ich hab gerade meine Buntstifte, das Malbuch und die Fleißsternchen nicht mit.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/HYM5Bt
</link>
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</div>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:53:33 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Konferenz bei einem Magazin. Der Kollege aus dem Film-Ressort wurde danach nicht mehr gesehen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Wir canceln die Story. Ich mag den Film nicht.“
<p/>
Redakteur: „Was?! Sie haben ja keine Ahnung, wieviel Arbeit das war.“
<p/>
Chef: „Zweifeln Sie noch einmal an meiner Kompetenz, suchen Sie sich einen neuen Job.“
<p/>
Redakteur: „Ich sage doch bloß,...“
<p/>
Chef: „Packen Sie ihre Sachen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IkBxLs
</link>
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</div>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 10:10:29 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Bei einem unerfreulichen Meeting mit Konsequenzen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef zu einem farbigen Mitarbeiter: „Was ist denn los mit Ihnen? Sie sehen ja plötzlich so blass aus...!?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IxeO0Z
</link>
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</div>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:52:59 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Durch die Blume. Mein Filialleiter lässt sich über meine Arbeitsleistung aus. </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„In Deutschland gibt es fünf Millionen Arbeitslose und einem davon haben Sie gerade berechtigte Hoffnung gemacht, dass sich sein Status bald ändern könnte.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/I2D1HR
</link>
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</div>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:19:42 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef nachdem ich ihn darauf aufmerksam gemacht habe, dass er seine Zigarette nicht in die Wiese werfen soll</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Es ist unglaublich, dass Sie die Natur so lieben - trotz dessen, was sie mit Ihnen gemacht hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/IqXdsQ
</link>
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</div>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:39:48 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Antwort meines Boss auf meine Ankündigung mich selbständig machen zu wollen </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Überlegen Sie sich das nochmals mit Ihrer Selbständigkeit. Ich dachte damals auch, dass mein Boss ein Idiot ist, kündigte und fing an für mich zu arbeiten. Nun, ich musste feststellen, dass mein neuer Boss ein richtiges Arschloch ist.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/HfhIIJ
</link>
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</div>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:48:51 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef über die nicht so gute Bilanz des Vertriebsjahres</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihre Leistungen als Vertriebsmitarbeiter sind so schlecht, das selbst Xing mich nun auffordert Ihnen Kontakte zu empfehlen!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/HNUcP6
</link>
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</div>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:58:06 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef als ich ihn wegen seiner sexistischen Bemerkungen zur Rede stellen wollte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Oh, Sie sind also eine Feministin ... das ist ja sooo süß!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/HaU9B1
</link>
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</div>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:33:04 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ernste Tipps des Personalleiters bei meiner Einstellung als Chefsekretärin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Behandeln Sie Ihren Chef, als ob er Ihr eigenes Kind ist. Loben Sie seine Leistungen, ignorieren Sie seine Wutanfälle und widerstehen Sie dem Drang, ihm zu erklären, dass sein Gehirn noch nicht voll entwickelt ist.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/HgijVg
</link>
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</div>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:26:19 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Konstruktives Feedback</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das Ergebnis ist ja jetzt nicht ganz so unglaublich scheiße wie anfangs angenommen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/H2m9Xm
</link>
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</div>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:03:16 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef macht seinem Mitarbeiter wegen einer Deadline Druck</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bin wie Herpes - Sie werden mich nicht mehr los.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zZTh5i
</link>
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</div>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:43:15 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Zufälliges Aufeinandertreffen auf dem Büroflur während meiner Ausbildung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Was ist los mit Ihnen? In letzter Zeit wirken Sie etwas demotiviert.“<p/>
Ich: „Ehrlich gesagt, bin ich mit der Ausbildungssituation sehr unzufrieden.“<p/>
Chef: „Na dann, holen Sie mal tief Luft und fangen an zu strampeln, dann sehen Sie schon wie es vorwärts geht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GXe9rw
</link>
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</div>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:01:53 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Teamleiter, bevor er in Urlaub ging</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Geben Sie mit bitte Ihre Mobilnummer, damit ich weiss, wann ich nicht rangehen brauche.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GT5Rkn
</link>
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</div>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:24:07 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Während meines Einstellungsgesprächs</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich würde Sie wahrscheinlich interessanter finden, wenn ich Psychologie studiert hätte.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/H3Qbbt
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</div>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:04:25 +0200</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Man muss dazu sagen, dass mein Teamleiter Atheist ist</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich würde eher für Sie beten, statt Ihnen physisch oder mental bei der Vorstands-Präsentation beizustehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GJANhs
</link>
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</div>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:43:13 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chefworte zum Abschied nach fünf Jahren</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Alles Gute für die Zukunft und halten Sie weiterhin an Ihren Träumen fest, die Sie nie hatten.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GG6mhu
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</div>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:57:47 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Aufbauende Worte vor dem Aussentermin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ihr Anzug würde sehr gut zu einem Charakter passen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GDJSY2
</link>
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</div>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:32:22 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Während des Meetings vor versammelter Mannschaft</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Warum erscheinen Sie verspätet zum Meeting?“<p/>
Ich: „Nun ja, ich dachte...“<p/>
Chef: „Heureka! Da haben wir den Fehler schon.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/GAfWy0
</link>
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</div>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:24:14 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef über unseren Texter, nachdem er ihn in den Burnout getrieben hat</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich brauche einen neuen Texter. Der Alte ist kaputt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wkmeMA
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</div>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 09:57:27 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Gutgemeinte Worte an meinen aufgebrachten Teamleiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Vielleicht sollten Sie besser noch auf weitere, unumstößliche Beweise für den bevorstehenden Weltuntergang warten, bevor Sie dem Chef Ihre Meinung geigen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zihOxX
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</div>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:38:27 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Aussage des Chefs, als er während der Pause ins Büro kam</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn hier bei Fünf keine Ordnung ist, dann raste ich aus. Eins, FÜÜÜÜÜNF!!!!!“
]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AlIH8P
</link>
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</div>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:38:07 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zum Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Natürlich können Sie eine eigene Meinung haben. Warum sollten Sie sich nicht irren dürfen?!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AoCYeL
</link>
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</div>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:19:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein neuer Entwicklungschef auf die Frage, wie er sich eingelebt hat</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das ist wie ein Kindergarten hier. Jeder kommt mit jedem Kleinscheiß an und moppert, dass man ihm sein Förmchen gestohlen hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A3k2FP
</link>
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</div>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:19:08 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Dateneingabe. Wegen der brutalen Deadline hilft der Chef mit...vorerst</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Diese Tätigkeit ist für Idioten....machen Sie damit weiter!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zmNgXj
</link>
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</div>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:01:45 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef als er mir die Kündigung überreichte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bin mir sicher, Sie werden schnell jemand neues finden, über den Sie sich beschweren können.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wiOuwR
</link>
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</div>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:01:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef nach Beendigung meiner Trainee-Zeit</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich wünsche Ihnen alles Gute für Ihre Zukunft und möge Ihr Leben so toll werden, wie Sie auf Facebook vorgeben, dass es bereits ist.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ynVVJy
</link>
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</div>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:07:34 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Gut, dass ich mich mit meinem Boss so gut verstehe ;-(</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Geben Sie mir bitte umgehend bescheid, wenn Sie wieder erreichbar sind, damit ich sicherstellen kann, dass ich beschäftigt bin.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A8z6GU
</link>
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</div>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:07:21 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Auf dem Weg zu einem Meeting</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ein Greepeace Mitarbeiter will uns ansprechen. 
<p/>Böser Blick meines Chefs: „ICH BIN AHAB. Ich esse Walfleisch!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/x2P26v
</link>
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</div>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:39:22 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>War eine Absage wert</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Creative Director: „Wo sehen Sie sich in 2 Jahren?“
<p/>
Ich: „Dort, wo Sie sitzen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xSn69Y
</link>
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</div>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:17:22 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Nette Worte zum Abschied</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Unter uns,...der Job war einfach viel zu gut für Sie.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yLwMBS
</link>
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</div>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:10:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Offenbarung meines neuen Vertriebsleiters an der Hotelbar nach einem Meeting</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Selbst wenn Sie in diesem Jahr mehr als eine Million Deckungsbeitrag erwirtschaften, werde ich einen Grund finden, warum Sie hier nicht mehr arbeiten wollen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xYP62y
</link>
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</div>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:10:06 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein Boss über meinen Elternzeitantrag während des Management-Meetings</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Elternzeit bei Männern?! Dagegen muss man doch rechtlich vorgehen können!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A7OJmb
</link>
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</div>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:12:11 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Ja, mein Boss hat immer ein offenes Ohr für seine Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wann immer Sie das Bedürfnis haben, mit mir reden zu wollen, tun Sie sich keinen Zwang an und sprechen Sie auf meine Mailbox.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xtRQZb
</link>
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</div>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 10:09:33 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Bei der Einführung eines automatisierten Reportings im Call Centers zur Überprüfung der Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Jeder von euch hat Leichen im Keller und ich werde solange mit allen Maßnahmen danach forschen, bis ich den ersten in Handschellen hier aus dem Gebäude führen kann und die Fresse nicht mehr sehen muss.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/y23Iwu
</link>
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</div>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:54:28 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein 72 jähriger Chef während eines Geschäftsessens zum US-Kunden</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie haben eine überraschend gute Allgemeinbildung für einen Amerikaner.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/y9YRyM
</link>
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</div>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:54:22 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Vice President zum Werkstudenten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wie, Sie gehen schon? Es ist erst 18:00 Uhr! Sind Sie jetzt Teilzeitkraft?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yqJujD
</link>
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</div>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:01:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>In einem Meeting</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nennen Sie mich naiv, verblendet oder realitätsfremd – aber ich glaube noch an die Intelligenz in Ihnen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/z1XYW7
</link>
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</div>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 10:01:49 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Chef zum Bewerber</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Leute wie Sie sollte es hunderte geben – leider gibt es tausende.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xA05Ai
</link>
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</div>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:07:25 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef offenbart mir die neue Personalplanung, in der ich nicht mehr vorkomme</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Also,...das was ich Ihnen jetzt mitteilen werde, wird mir weniger wehtun als Ihnen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zYfqgc
</link>
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</div>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:06:01 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Chef, nachdem ich ihn zum x-ten mal an meinen Urlaubsantrag erinnert habe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nein, ich hab Sie nicht vergessen. Ich denke jedes Mal an Sie, wenn ich auf der Toilette durch mein Handy blättere.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zmJgCy
</link>
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</div>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:11:34 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Während der Sozialkunde-Stunde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Warum macht ihr Mädchen eigentlich Abitur? Ihr bekommt doch eh bald ein bis drei Kinder und arbeitet dann halbtags an der Discounter-Kasse.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yUMuKG
</link>
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</div>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:11:24 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Personalgespräch bezüglich meiner Festanstellung nach der Probezeit</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Eigentlich müsste ich Sie rausschmeißen.“
<p/>
Ich: „Wieso?“
<p/>
Chef: „Weil ich Sie dann offiziell anbaggern darf.“
<p/>
Ich: „Dann darf ich Ihnen aber auch offiziell eine Ohrfeige verpassen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wgWMai
</link>
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</div>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:13:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zur lockeren Arbeitsweise eines Kollegen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„So wie Sie arbeiten, möchte ich mal Urlaub machen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AyRQcL
</link>
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</div>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:13:38 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Post X-Mas Richtigstellung meines Chefs</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich hoffe doch sehr, Sie haben meine Massen-E-Mail zu Weihnachten nicht als aufrichtiges Interesse an Ihnen und Ihrem Wohlbefinden aufgefasst.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yrzPUY
</link>
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</div>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:37:39 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Als der Boss morgens ins Büro kam</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Leute, ihr könnt das Licht ruhig aufdrehen, so hässlich seid ihr auch wieder nicht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yQRm6p
</link>
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</div>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 11:37:35 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Schön, einen so einsichtigen und vorausschauenden Chef zu haben</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ok, einigen wir uns darauf, dass meine gestrigen Beschimpfungen Ihnen gegenüber unprofessionell, unangemessen und absolut übertrieben waren. Und einigen wir uns auch darauf, dass so etwas wieder passieren wird.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zVACHK
</link>
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</div>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 10:04:44 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Check-in bei meinem Chef, nachdem mir der Kragen geplatzt ist</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wollte nur mal kurz Hallo sagen und nachschauen, wie Sie mit dem Nichtbeantworten meiner Anrufe vorankommen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yrsqrO
</link>
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</div>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 10:04:38 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ehre wem Ehre gebührt. Ich hätte gern darauf verzichtet</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das ist das beste Kündigungsschreiben, das ich je verfasst habe. Ich möchte es Ihnen widmen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yJpUDq
</link>
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</div>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:00:55 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Vorstellung des Call-Centers, welches ausschließlich aus Frauen besteht</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Erlauben Sie mir, Sie jetzt durch den Menstruationszyklus zu führen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ws2lHy
</link>
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</div>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:00:49 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Boss zwitschert mir einen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Die Tatsache, dass ich Ihnen auf Twitter folge, Sie mir aber nicht, lässt mich ernsthaft an Ihrem Interesse zweifeln – und es zeigt mir, dass Sie nicht wirklich bereit sind, Engagement für unser Unternehmen zu zeigen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xKwtzO
</link>
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</div>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:11:55 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein finales Gespräch mit meinem Chef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sollten in Zukunft nur Jobs annehmen, die mit dem Wort Fantasie beginnen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zkLT3X
</link>
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</div>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:11:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Aufmunternde Worte meines Chefs nachdem ich gekündigt wurde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Es ist überhaupt keine Schande arbeitslos zu sein – solange Sie nicht aus dem Haus gehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/y6jUUN
</link>
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</div>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:15:29 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Bewerber schildert seine Stärken bezüglich Teamarbeit</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich arbeite hervorragend mit anderen zusammen, wenn sie mir aus dem Weg gehen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Ars6iX
</link>
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</div>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:15:15 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Anerkennende Worte meines Chefs bei der Überreichung der 2. Abmahnung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich schätze Ihre schnelle Auffassungsgabe. Sie wissen jetzt schon, wie armselig Ihr Leben ohne diesen Job sein wird.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/z8JWdq
</link>
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</div>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:49:52 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Performance Review: Nach 5 Minuten Erklärungen, warum das Ziel nicht erreicht wurde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich fragte ja anfangs wie Du das neue Target erreichen willst?! Nur Vollidioten erklären mir dann wirklich, warum das mit dem letzten nicht funktioniert hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zdqsKq
</link>
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</div>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:49:39 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Effizienzsteigerung Badass-Style: Boss zu seiner Sekretärin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie wären wesentlich effizienter, wenn Sie an Ihrem Bürotisch heulen, statt dafür immer in die Toilette zu rennen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zKUu3q
</link>
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</div>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:36:54 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Interessantes Bewerbungsgespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Was machen Sie mit einem Stammkunden, der anruft und fragt: Ich steh mitten in Köln, wo gibt es hier das beste Steak?“
<p/>
Bewerber: „Ich google und sage: Hier, XYstrasse, da gibt es das beste Steakhouse!“
<p/>
Ich: „Woher wissen Sie das?“
<p/>
Bewerber: „Aus eigener Erfahrung!“
<p/>
Ich: „Moment, Sie sagten doch, Sie sind Vegetarier. Lügner brauche ich nicht. Danke fürs Gespräch.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zRkxEB
</link>
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</div>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:32:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Teamleiter verabschiedet mich nach 4 gemeinsamen Jahren</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich weiss nicht, was ich ohne Sie machen werde – aber es wird fantastisch sein.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wXsnDr
</link>
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</div>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:51:23 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Boss auf meine Frage, ob es nicht effizienter wäre die Meetings  1x wöchentlich abzuhalten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Keine Widerrede! Wir werden die Meetings weiterhin täglich abhalten, bis wir herausgefunden haben, warum soviel Arbeit liegen bleibt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AhW6ac
</link>
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</div>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:50:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Chef auf meine Verbesserungsideen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich brauche Ihre Vorschläge wie ein Beinamputierter ein Paar Schuhe.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wphTWQ
</link>
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</div>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:56:55 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Bewerber für die Vertriebsassistentenstelle buchstabiert mir seinen Namen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„D wie Deodor“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xdF63M
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</div>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:56:49 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef auf meine Bitte um ein klärendes Gespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn sie ein Problem mit mir haben, dann behalten Sie es bitte für sich. Ist ja schliesslich Ihres.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AgmsmK
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</div>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:50:47 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Entwicklungsleiter erkundigt sich beim neuen ausländischen Entwickler über den Stand seine Projekts</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Have you finished?“ <p/>
Entwickler: „No I am potuguese.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wttQJO
</link>
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</div>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:50:21 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Boss hat seine eigene Meinung zu freier Meinungsäusserung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn ich Ihre Meinung hören will, dann werde ich sie Ihnen mitteilen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A7XnUZ
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</div>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:52:54 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Chef über meine Fortschritte als Teamleader</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie haben von Mitarbeiterführung so viel Plan wie Abels Bruder heisst.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yoFRSG
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</div>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:52:48 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Motivierende Worte unseres Teamleiters vor der entscheidenden Präsentation bei der Geschäftsleitung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sollten Sie mir Steine in den Weg legen, dann werde ich diese aufheben und Ihnen den Kopf damit einschlagen. Soweit verstanden?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yP0PHJ
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</div>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:04:04 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Dank des Chefs, nachdem ich 48h durchgearbeitet hatte und auf der Weihnachtsfeier erschien </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie sehen aus, als könnte ich einen Drink vertragen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zZ2yEy
</link>
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</div>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:42:41 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Bauleiter, nachdem ich ihm von den gravierenden Sicherheitsmängeln erzählt habe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich glaube Sie verwechseln mich mit jemandem, den das interessiert.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A4HE7z
</link>
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</div>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:26:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ratschlag des Geschäftsführers nachdem er mich zum Abteilungsleiter ernannt hat</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Kritisieren Sie immer vor versammelter Belegschaft. Loben Sie nur unter Vier-Augen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xJSrXX
</link>
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</div>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:25:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Boss auf meine Frage, ob ich offen Meine meinung sagen kann</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Natürlich sollen Sie Ihre Meinung artikulieren - nur nicht bei mir.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xkb2MB
</link>
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</div>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:25:53 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Vorgesetzter auf meine Anregung um einen Richtungswechsel bei der Vertriebsstrategie</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich habe damals alles richtig gemacht und in Zukunft habe ich auch alles richtig gemacht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/w2vxFh
</link>
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</div>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:25:46 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Ich kann es nicht glauben, dass ein Kollege zum Abteilungsleiter gemacht wurde</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Welche Qualifikationen hat er, die ich nicht habe?“<p/>
Boss: „Wollen Sie es in alphabetischer Reihenfolge?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/z8rnaV
</link>
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</div>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:31:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Mein Boss auf meine Frage, wie er den neuen Vertriebler einschätzt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Er ist so hell wie Alaska im November.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ApDVLL
</link>
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</div>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:31:28 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Während der Weihnachtsfeier. Nette Worte meines Chefs an mich</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich mag Sie, obwohl ich Sie kenne.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wwAZrT
</link>
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</div>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:55:56 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Mein Vorgesetzter auf meine Frage, ob er religiös sei</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Nein, ich glaube nicht an Gott. Sehen sie sich an.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AgRqnc
</link>
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</div>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:55:50 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Vertriebsleiter auf meine Frage, wie mein neuer Anzug ihm gefällt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Mhh, billig, aber es passt zu Ihrem Typ.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zmedmo
</link>
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</div>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:51:57 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Abteilungsleiter auf meine frustrierte Frage, ob ich noch von Nutzen für ihn bin </title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Warum nutzlos? Sie dienen uns als schlechtes Beispiel.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zRTCqr
</link>
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</div>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:51:04 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Während eines karitativen Fussballtuniers, das unser Unternehmen ausrichtete</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Ok, Männer, jeder auf seine Position.“<p/>
Ich: „Auf welcher spiele ich?“<p/>
Chef: „Pfosten.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AlU46o
</link>
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</div>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:01:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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		<item>
			<title>Sehr aufmeksam: Mein Chef zu mir nach meinem Sommerurlaub</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Schöner Teint. Rot ist meine Lieblingsfarbe.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wlqrxM
</link>
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</div>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:01:21 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Vorstellung des neuen Vertriebsteams</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Chef: „Sehe ich aus wie ein Penner?“<p/>
Ich: „...nein“<p/>
Chef: „Warum schleppen Sie mir dann all diese Flaschen an?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wBwPuY</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:50:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Mein Chef auf die Frage, was er von dem Chef des aufstrebenden Konkurrenzunternehmens hält</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Was hat es den Papst gekratzt, als Luther kam?!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wwzjVH</link>
			<pubDate><div style="border:1px solid #990000;padding-left:20px;margin:0 0 10px 0;">

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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:10:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
		<item>
			<title>Antwort meines Chefs auf die Frage, ob ich wegen eines Trauerfalls kurzfristig Urlaub bekommen kann</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich kann täglich nur eine Person zufrieden stellen. Heute ist nicht Ihr Tag. Morgen und den Rest des Monats sieht es auch schlecht aus.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AqAA8t</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Die Meinung meines Boss über den Vorstandsvorsitzenden</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Er hat nicht aus der Quelle der Erkenntnis getrunken - er hat gegurgelt!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wW0v2c</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:36:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Antwort meines Chefs auf die Frage, ob er etwas Kleingeld für die Klofrau hat</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Kleingeld hab ich schon lange keins.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zpWXsP</link>
			<pubDate><div style="border:1px solid #990000;padding-left:20px;margin:0 0 10px 0;">

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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:03:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
		</item>		
			
					
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			<title>Mein Chef im Streitgespräch zum neuen Koch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie haben von Gastronomie so viel Ahnung, wie ein Hering vom Suppe kochen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ADi5FQ</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Das angekündigte Softwarerelease ist noch nicht fertiggestellt</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Ihnen die 24 Stunden am Tag nicht reichen, dann hängen Sie einfach noch zwei dran.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yNLWML</link>
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</div>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:30:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef auf meine Frage, wie sich der neue Projektmanager macht</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ein angenehmer Mitarbeiter mit einem Zimmertemperatur-IQ“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/y6jrL0</link>
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</div>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:43:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ausraster des GF, als ich sein neues Vertriebskonzept in Frage stellte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Rom hat sein großes Reich nicht durch Meetings erschaffen, sondern dadurch, dass sie alle töteten, die gegen sie waren!!!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/x0dYhR</link>
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</div>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:23:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Abteilungsleiter auf meine Rechtfertigung \"Jeder darf mal einen Fehler machen\"</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn Sie noch nen Ticken dümmer wären, müsste man Sie zweimal wöchentlich wässern.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yKTdlJ</link>
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</div>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:50:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Beim Einstellungsgespräch. Auf meine Frage, wie denn der Geschäftsführer so sei</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das Rad bewegt sich, aber der Hamster ist tot.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yzBph3</link>
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</div>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:16:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Ein ganz normaler Tag in der Cuisine</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Das Messer ist so stumpf, damit kannst Du bis nach Köln hin und zurück reiten und hast keine zweite Ritze“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AEgNFd</link>
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</div>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef fühlt sich unheimlich wichtig und möchte dies seinen Mitarbeitern deutlich machen</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich werde asap ein Briefing mit dem Inner-Circle einberufen, um die Prozesse zu evaluieren. Ich hoffe wir werden danach besser performen und müssen keine Outplacements vornehmen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yFeK9e</link>
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</div>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Personalgespräch mit meinem Vertriebschef. Ehemaligem Vertriebschef</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bin sicher, Sie werden weit kommen. Am Besten gehen Sie jetzt schon.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yLgv5F</link>
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</div>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>In der Social Media Falle. Rechtfertigung vorm Boss</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich schwöre Ihnen, Ihre Frau und ich sind nur Facebook-Freunde.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wxzRn4</link>
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</div>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Einstellungskriterien unseres Personalchefs</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wenn er nicht über meine Witze lacht, ist er auch nicht loyal.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xGgP6U</link>
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</div>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:46:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Antwort meines CDs auf die Frage, warum meine Meinung kein gehör findet</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Finden Sie sich damit ab. Sie sind die Statue. Ich die Taube.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/ylwGPN</link>
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</div>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:13:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Statement unseres Geschäftsführer zur steigenden Demotivierung der Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sollen Sie ruhig weiter hinter meinem Rücken über mich reden. Sie befinden sich in einer hervorragenden Position, um mich am Arsch zu lecken.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AlmnCD</link>
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</div>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Einfühlsames Personalgespräch mit einem meiner Key-Account-Manager</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich kann wirklich nicht verstehen, wie man Sie bei der letzten Personalrationalisierung übergehen konnte.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yH3dpG</link>
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</div>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 06:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>1. Abmahnung. Die Order meines Personalchefs</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Schicken Sie ihm direkt alle drei Abmahnungen zusammen in einem Brief. Das spart uns Porto.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yJmFmX</link>
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</div>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>O-Ton meines Bosses nachdem sich niemand für das Scheitern des Projektes verantwortlich fühlte</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Machen Sie ein Blamestorming. Kommen Sie wieder, wenn Sie jemand geeignetes gefunden haben.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/x1tD2X</link>
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</div>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:46:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein letztes Personalgespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wir hatten noch nie jemanden, der es so weit gebracht hat wie sie. Wir sind uns nicht sicher, was wir jetzt mit ihnen machen sollen.“
]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zslsIg</link>
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</div>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Präsentation der neuen Marketingmaßnahmen beim Geschäftsführer</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sagen Sie mir zuerst, was Sie an Budget benötigen. Dann sage ich Ihnen, wie sie ohne auskommen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yU6qEj</link>
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</div>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:13:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Kunde abgesprungen. Warum muss es mein Kopf sein?</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich habe nie gesagt, dass es Ihre Schuld war. Ich hab gesagt, dass ich Sie dafür verantwortlich machen werde.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yV6fCe</link>
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</div>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:26:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Vorgesetzter auf meine Bitte um ein Personalgespräch</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wollen Sie wirklich mich sprechen oder doch lieber jemanden, der Ahnung hat.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zlSIp4</link>
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</div>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Worte der Wertschätzung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich vergesse nie einen Mitarbeiter und was er für die Firma geleistet hat. Aber bei Ihnen will ich mal ein Ausnahme machen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zZYJKc</link>
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</div>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mein Boss auf meine Frage, warum er die inkompetente Assistentin eingestellt hat</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Wer es nicht im Kopf hat, der hat es zwischen den Beinen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/z8QLGI</link>
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</div>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Chef zu seinem Mitarbeiter</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich verstehe zwar nicht, warum, aber ich mag sie.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yqKcmK</link>
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</div>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:33:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Neue Frisur. Unser Vertriebsleiter zur Vertriebsassistentin</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Haben sie sich mit einem Böller die Haare gekämmt?“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zVN915</link>
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</div>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:46:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Unterschiedliche Arbeitsauffassung. Der Bauherr zum Architekten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Ich bezahl Sie doch nicht dafür, dass Ihnen ständig was einfällt.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/xDCxRT</link>
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</div>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 05:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Aufregend: undemokratische Entscheidungsfindung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Ich: „Zählt meine Meinung denn überhaupt nicht? Sie sagten doch: THERE IS NO „I“ IN TEAM.“ <p/>
Teamleiter: „Jetzt sage ich: There is a „U“ in I DON‘T GIVE A FUCK.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yIshqP</link>
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</div>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:13:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Vier-Augen-Gespräch mit dem Vertriebsleiter. Mein letztes</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Vertriebsleiter: „Wissen Sie, warum Sie nie Ordnung in Ihr Team bringen werden?...weil Sie keinen Arsch in der Hose haben!“<p/>
Ich: „Zumindest hab ich ihn nicht auf meinen Schultern.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/Ad9WsT</link>
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</div>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:26:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Mahnende Teamansprache. Boss rezitiert seinen Lieblingsschauspieler Rocco Siffredi</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Jeder Gangbang ist nur so gut, wie sein schwächstes Glied.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zO7uzn</link>
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</div>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:40:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Antwort des englischer Entwicklers auf die Boss-Frage, welche Fortschritte die Software macht</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Same shit. Different toilet.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/wSQm27</link>
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</div>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Entscheidende Frage meines Personalchefs zur Bewerbermappe</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Personalchef: „Wo hat er das denn her?“<p/>
Ich: „Was? Das Zeugnis?“ <p/>
Personalchef: „Nein, das dämliche Gesicht.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zAZJCa</link>
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</div>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:53:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Reaktion des Boss auf den Urlaubsantrag seines Creative Directors</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Fahren Sie ruhig in Urlaub...der Junior sägt eh schon an Ihrem Stuhl.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/AA7Oep</link>
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</div>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:06:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Anruf beim Creative Director zwecks Krankmeldung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[Creative Director: „Krank?...Magengrippe?...die ganze Woche?!? Mal ehrlich, kotzen können sie auch hier!“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/A5hBwa</link>
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</div>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 06:20:00 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Emotionale Motivationsrede in Krisenenzeiten</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Sie wissen, dass wir diesen Kunden unbedingt brauchen. Sie müssen jetzt 110% geben. Wir sitzen
alle in meinem Boot.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/yWNY5m</link>
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</div>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:33:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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			<title>Rechtfertigung unseres kaufmännische Leiters bezüglich der fehlerhaften Bilanzrechnung</title>
      		<description><![CDATA[„Was soll ich machen? Vier meiner drei Mitarbeiter können nicht mal ordentlich rechnen.“]]></description>
			<link>http://bit.ly/zOXYjw</link>
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</div>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:46:40 +0100</pubDate>
			<author>BADASS BOSS</author>
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